What Kind Of American English Do You Speak?

OK, I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but my use of the English language is consistent with my background. Click the link below to see how you you do.

David Padfield's Linguistic Profile:

85% General American English
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
0% Yankee

What Kind Of American English Do You Speak?